Chris Corlew is a writer and musician living in Chicago. His work has been published in Cotton Xenomorph, Whisk(e)y Tit, Kicking Your Ass, Cracked.com, and elsewhere. With Bob Sykora, he is the co-host of The Line Break, a podcast about poetry and basketball. With Brendan Johnson, he is one half of Lazy & Entitled, the band that writes novels. You can find more Chris at shipwreckedsailor.substack.com, storiesfromvine.com, or on Bluesky/Twitter @thecorlew.